Cute kitty is cute. #kitty!
Evil Twitter is evil and so is Facebook. #addicted
Lonesome tree has no leaves and is lonesome
above brown grass that is dead brown. #haiku
Early, you left so early today. #sad
Hot tea is so hot I burned my tongue. #damnit
Junk mail came late full of junk
and too much paper and dead trees. #sad
Quiet lunch is a sandwich and soup quietly
steaming until it’s gone. #haiku
Pithy texts sent to my husband are pithy. #random
Sad news is sad–>no more NPR. #sad
Loud kids after school are really loud! #parenting
Hateful homework is still hateful even
though
I’m a grownup. #homeworksuks #parenting
Evil Twitter is still evil–>so many
links
to congenital heart defect stories. #chd #sad #addicted
Sarcastic teens are sarcastic and this is awesome. #not
Early, you came home so early. #love
Yummy dinner is yummy though kitty
stole morsel right from the pan. #badkitty!
Don’t tell my mom, but we can tell yours. #stillafraidofmom
Funny tv is funny, especially with sarcastic teens. #parenting
You say I am sleepy but so are you. #random #love
Cute kitty is so cute she must be dreaming. #kitty!